As she was expecting...

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As she was expecting...

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As she was expecting a bent lever arm to be capable of actually delivering some mechanical advantage...

http://ozreport.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=24846
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Jim Rooney - 2011/08/26 17:34:33 UTC

Her hand slipped on the metal tube as she was expecting a light pull.
...she was really surprised when she was totally incapable of prying her Bailey backup release open under a max 29 percent towline tension in a lockout training exercise.
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As she was expecting to be able to hold a zillion pounds of pitch pressure of a locked out tandem glider with her left hand while reaching for the release lever on the starboard downtube with her right during a training exercise at altitude...

http://www.chgpa.org/forums/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=3107
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Lauren Tjaden - 2008/03/23 22:20:15 UTC

When Jim got me locked out to the right, I couldn't keep the pitch of the glider with one hand for more than a second (the pressure was a zillion pounds, more or less)...
...she was really surprised when things started going seriously tits up after the first second.
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As she was expecting a bicycle brake lever primary release actuator velcroed onto a round anodized aluminum downtube to remain safely fixed in position when she really needed it...

http://www.chgpa.org/forums/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=3107
I have a tandem rating!!!
Lauren Tjaden - 2008/03/23 22:20:15 UTC

...but the F'ing release slid around when I tried to hit it.
...she was really surprised when it rotated away from her when she tried to hit it and the one handed lockout continued without interruption.
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As she was expecting the freed end of the primary bridle to safely clear the tow ring when she used her secondary release as a backup - despite a record of success...

http://www.hanggliding.org/viewtopic.php?t=14230
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Jim Rooney - 2009/11/02 18:58:13 UTC

Oh yeah... an other fun fact for ya... ya know when it's far more likely to happen? During a lockout. When we're doing lockout training, the odds go from 1 in 1,000 to over 50/50.
...of under coin toss odds in lighter tension exercises - and the people who trained her were ALSO total fucking morons - she had no fuckin' clue what a big favor Bobby Fucking-Genius Bailey accidentally did her...

http://ozreport.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=11591
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Rohan Holtkamp - 2008/04/21

Once again history has shown us that this thread-through system can hook up and the hang glider remains being towed by the keel only, with the bridle well out of reach of even a hook knife. I know of just one pilot to survive this type of hook-up, took him some twelve months to walk again though.
...when he "designed" a secondary release with such pathetic load capacity...

http://www.chgpa.org/forums/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=3107
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Lauren Tjaden - 2008/03/23 22:20:15 UTC

The barrel release wouldn't work because we had too much pressure on it.
...that she couldn't even get it to function as a backup release.
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As she was expecting lockouts to occur only at altitude, in smooth air, and as a consequence of the pilot deliberately flying to the left or right outside of the Cone of Safety...

http://www.chgpa.org/forums/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=3107
I have a tandem rating!!!
Lauren Tjaden - 2008/03/23 22:20:15 UTC

Anyhow, the tandem can indeed perform big wingovers, as I demonstrated when I finally got separated from the tug.
...she continued using the same Industry Standard equipment and selling and endorsing it and assuring people that the weak link would save them if they got too far out of whack.
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As she was expecting the stupidly overlength focal point of her safe towing system to continue to clear the tow ring as it had thousands of times before, regardless of common sense, Murphy's Law, and warnings from people WITH functional brains...

http://ozreport.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=24534
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Lauren Tjaden - 2011/07/29 15:16:29 UTC

I was flying a tandem this morning, and when I released (from the three point bridle) the line briefly released and then wrapped around the 'biner that we tow from. The sharp, strong pull almost immediately broke the weak link on the tug plane, which of course left me with the rope. I released the bridle from my shoulders (with the barrel release) and dropped the rope over the field without incident.

When I retrieved the rope and bridle after the flight, I was shocked at how profoundly the line had wrapped around the 'biner.
...she was SHOCKED at how profoundly it had welded itself to a part of the towing system that was originally scheduled to stay and go down with the tug...
I have heard about the line being able to wrap, but in thousands of aerotows I have never experienced it. I thought readers might be interested to see actually happens.
...and thought that other total fucking morons might be interested in seeing what can actually happen:

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Real bummer that Shane Smith...

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...who had also remained attached to the entire length of his towline as a consequence of an equally moronic configuration of the focal point of his safe towing system had slammed in six and a half months too soon to benefit from the sage advice from one of the people who had been involved in Quest's near twenty year struggle to perfect aerotowing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OD0-NcUX7qI
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As she was expecting the focal point of Quest's safe towing system to save a glider pilot when he got too far out of whack...

http://ozreport.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=24534
It's a wrap
Lauren Tjaden - 2011/08/01 02:01:06 UTC

For whomever asked about the function of a weak link, it is to release the glider and plane from each other when the tow forces become greater than desirable -- whether that is due to a lockout or a malfunction of equipment or whatever. This can save a glider, a tow pilot, or more often, a hang glider pilot who does not get off of tow when he or she gets too far out of whack.
...she was just sick about the great tragedy of losing someone so young and vital...

http://www.hanggliding.org/viewtopic.php?t=28290
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Lauren Tjaden - 2013/02/07 23:56:42 UTC

I am posting the report my husband, Paul Tjaden, just wrote about Zach Marzec's death at Quest. It is a great tragedy to lose someone so young and vital. We are sick about it, and our hearts go out to his friends, family and loved ones.
...when it did the precise opposite.

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And she'll undoubtedly still be expecting the focal point of Quest's safe towing system to save another glider pilot when he gets too far out of whack and again be just sick about the great tragedy of losing someone so young and vital when it again does the precise opposite.
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Peter Holloway - 2018/01/02 14:36

There was no suggestion that she was expecting anything other that a routine landing.
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Damn. I was gonna do that one when I got caught up.

P.S. And note the relationship between the authors of the lead-off and most recent quotes.
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